Lots of people spend the extra money to get a vanity plate. But how many of them spend it wisely? Who spends it the best? We’ve ranked the top 25 in their category, from nerdy to vulgar.

25. Just goes to show that google is taking over the world.

24. Hey, at least he’s honest.

23. Why am I not surprised this is a NH plate? Live free or die, I farted.

22. Just the right plate on just the right car.

21. Because everyone loves obnoxious political statements!

20. Massachusetts is more polite than NH in letting the world know of their bowel movements.

19. A friendly reminder to close your trunk!

18. Quite a famous picture on the internet, this missed our cut for the top 10.

17. I wonder where that truck is…..

16. With a license plate like that and a car like that, she won’t be for long!

15. Cheap viagra probably didn’t work out too well for this guy.

14. There’s no limit on license plate length if you’re clever enough.

13. Just a way of saying “pssst…..I’m kinda gay.”

12. That’s right, be PROUD! Let the world know! You’re SPECIAL!

10. What a perfect car.

9. Warning: we are about to begin a vulgar streak.

8. This earns its spot for its cleverness as much as its crudeness.

7. Hokie pride!

6. I don’t think this guy likes his car very much.

5. The frame just makes the plate.

4. We had to put this at 4, because everyone loves Goatse.

3. Would you pass her?

2. Aww, another offensive handicap joke.

1. pirates > ninjas

And a bonus! This car is owned by an 80 year old woman.