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• Author: piculous
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• Date: Jan 14,2010

[Humor]Difficult questions with intelligent answers

• Author: aizuque
• Filed under: Jokes n Humors
• Date: Dec 20,2008

[Humor]Difficult questions with intelligent answers

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

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And the last one…

At an interview

Interviewer: “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”?

Boy: “my choice is one really difficult question.”?

Interviewer: “Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”?

Boy: “It’s the DAY sir!”?

Interviewer: How come?”?

Boy: “Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”?